On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
a black-coloured CRV
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
two diamond rings and a black-coloured CRV!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
four brand new cues, three handphones,
two diamond rings and a black-coloured CRV!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
five handsome hunks, four brand new cues,
three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
six hours of sex, with five handsome hunks,
four brand new cues, three handphones,
two diamond rings and a black-coloured CRV!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
seven masseuse massaging, after six hours of sex,
with five handsome hunks, four brand new cues,
three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
an eight days cruise, seven masseuse massaging,
after six hours of sex, with five handsome hunks,
four brand new cues, three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
nine million dollars, an eight days cruise,
seven masseuse massaging, after six hours of sex,
with five handsome hunks, four brand new cues,
three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ten blank cheques, nine million dollars,
an eight days cruise, seven masseuse massaging,
after six hours of sex, with five handsome hunks,
four brand new cues, three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven mansions waiting, ten blank cheques,
nine million dollars, an eight days cruise,
seven masseuse massaging, after six hours of sex,
with five handsome hunks, four brand new cues,
three handphones, two diamond rings
and a black-coloured CRV!
On the twelve day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve splashes of water, eleven panadols,
ten hours of sleep, nine glasses of water,
eight hours of lecturing, seven doses of criticism,
six more to come, cos I was so drunk!
I was hallucinating, of all the gifts,
he had given me, including the black-coloured CRV!
The End!
Copyright of Ms. Shanna Ng
